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Megan Fox makes with the bisexual talk

Okay, folks, it’s time to just start calling Megan Fox “Angelina 2.” Granted, that might cause her to get stabbed with a broken baby bottle by Octomom, but after the following comment to Esquire, it’s...

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Olivia Wilde in GQ

Olivia Wilde poses for the latest issue of GQ and also responds to Megan Fox’s recent comment about wanting to strangle a mountain ox in a fit of bisexual lust: “I came into my trailer at House the...

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Olivia Wilde hawks perfume and other news

- Michael Jackson’s funeral was today. I wonder what it was like when they found out his gravestone dispenses candy. Hmm… [PopEater] - Salma Hayek flipped out last night at a restaurant when all the...

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Olivia Wilde in GQ is just… goddamn

Here’s Olivia Wilde in the October 2009 issue of GQ and [Insert words you will never read but if you would let's pretend their sheer brilliance made your pants fly off because clearly you're a woman...

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Olivia Wilde won the Emmys. All of them.

Here’s Olivia Wilde (House) arriving at the 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards and I would give her every fucking award at that thing regardless of how manly of a punch Jon Hamm would land on my face. I...

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Eva Longoria is cleavagey and other news

- Billy Joel buys finds a new prostitute lady prostitute. [PopEater] - Miley Cyrus wants to be a “lawer.” [Lainey Gossip] - Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. welcomed a baby girl Saturday...

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So Freaking Hot: Best of September

In case you were in a coma for the entire month of September, here’s a look back at the Top 10 So Freaking Hot posts for the month. Feel free to catch up on what you missed, or relive the memory of...

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Kim Kardashian & Olivia Wilde do Letterman

Because that Paul Shaffer song I made up creeped me out, here’s Kim Kardashian and Olivia Wilde showing off their respective asses outside of Ed Sullivan Theater last night. Keep in mind that both will...

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Olivia Wilde shows Marie Claire some nip

Here’s Olivia Wilde in the latest issue of Marie Claire and I had no idea they showed nipples. Or at least poorly veiled ones. I almost want to make a dentist appointment just to sift through all the...

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GOLDEN GLOBES: The people who weren’t Christina Hendricks’ breasts.

And now for a look at celebrities who attended last night Golden Globes but didn’t have stupid huge breasts like Christina Hendricks therefore rendering them dead to me: Christina Aguilera with her...

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Olivia Wilde in a Bikini

Olivia Wilde went to the beach in LA yesterday and as much as I’ve fawned about her hotness in the past, these pics are a tad underwhelming compared to, oh I dunno, this. (Just a tad though.) Now some...

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Olivia Wilde in Flaunt

Thanks to the release of Tron: Legacy this month Olivia Wilde is pretty much everywhere you look, including the latest issue of Flaunt, a magazine by and for artistic self-gratifiers, which I pride...

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Olivia Wilde at the ‘Tron: Legacy’ Premiere and Other News

- Chelsea Handler might’ve hurt The Tourist’s box office. [Popeater] - Nicolas Cage loses his shit. — More than usual. [Dlisted] - Dianna Agron is letting her boyfriend handle her career. Not good....

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Alright, Who Was Supposed To Keep An Eye on Jodie Foster?

I’ve gone on the record numerous times to voice my support for the homosexual community and essentially say that most, if not all, discrimination against them is based on the picking and choosing of...

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Olivia Wilde is Single

Olivia Wilde and her husband Bastardo Luckiestando (I’m guessing here.) have officially separated. People has the exclusive: “They have been living apart after trying for quite some time to make their...

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Olivia Wilde Wants to Get Laid

Good news for anyone who can compete with an Italian prince, Olivia Wilde wants to “sow her wild oats” which I’ll assume is some sort of euphemism for having sex with Wilford Brimley. Women are weird....

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Justin Timberlake is Doing Olivia Wilde Now

After plowing through Olivia Munn, Mila Kunis and Amanda Seyfried, the officially single Justin Timberlake has reportedly moved on to Olivia Wilde, according to People: The Now costars hit The Roxbury...

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Olivia Wilde’s With Bradley Cooper Now. Why Not?

When we last left Olivia Wilde she was having sex with Justin Timberlake, but in her defense, hasn’t everybody? Amirite? Right? *holds up hand for high-five* Guys? — Eh, you’re all dicks. Anyway, she’s...

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Olivia Wilde is Braless and Other News

Posted by Photo Boy - Michelle Bachmann prays to God to stop healthcare reform. [BuzzFeed] - Bow Wow loves his secret daughter more than Lambos and black cards. On the real, yo. [Huffington Post] -...

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Olivia Wilde At The Vogue Fashion Fund Awards and Other News

Posted by Photo Boy - Amber Rose automatically makes any martini dirty. [Huffington Post] - Kathy Griffin and Jesse Tyler Ferguson just undid your breakfast. [Dlisted] - The Sexiest Man Alive honor is...

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