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Olivia Wilde in a Bikini

Olivia Wilde went to the beach in LA yesterday and as much as I’ve fawned about her hotness in the past, these pics are a tad underwhelming compared to, oh I dunno, this. (Just a tad though.) Now some...

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Olivia Wilde in Flaunt

Thanks to the release of Tron: Legacy this month Olivia Wilde is pretty much everywhere you look, including the latest issue of Flaunt, a magazine by and for artistic self-gratifiers, which I pride...

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Olivia Wilde at the ‘Tron: Legacy’ Premiere and Other News

- Chelsea Handler might’ve hurt The Tourist’s box office. [Popeater] - Nicolas Cage loses his shit. — More than usual. [Dlisted] - Dianna Agron is letting her boyfriend handle her career. Not good....

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Alright, Who Was Supposed To Keep An Eye on Jodie Foster?

I’ve gone on the record numerous times to voice my support for the homosexual community and essentially say that most, if not all, discrimination against them is based on the picking and choosing of...

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Olivia Wilde is Single

Olivia Wilde and her husband Bastardo Luckiestando (I’m guessing here.) have officially separated. People has the exclusive: “They have been living apart after trying for quite some time to make their...

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Olivia Wilde Wants to Get Laid

Good news for anyone who can compete with an Italian prince, Olivia Wilde wants to “sow her wild oats” which I’ll assume is some sort of euphemism for having sex with Wilford Brimley. Women are weird....

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Justin Timberlake is Doing Olivia Wilde Now

After plowing through Olivia Munn, Mila Kunis and Amanda Seyfried, the officially single Justin Timberlake has reportedly moved on to Olivia Wilde, according to People: The Now costars hit The Roxbury...

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Olivia Wilde’s With Bradley Cooper Now. Why Not?

When we last left Olivia Wilde she was having sex with Justin Timberlake, but in her defense, hasn’t everybody? Amirite? Right? *holds up hand for high-five* Guys? — Eh, you’re all dicks. Anyway, she’s...

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Olivia Wilde is Braless and Other News

Posted by Photo Boy - Michelle Bachmann prays to God to stop healthcare reform. [BuzzFeed] - Bow Wow loves his secret daughter more than Lambos and black cards. On the real, yo. [Huffington Post] -...

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Olivia Wilde At The Vogue Fashion Fund Awards and Other News

Posted by Photo Boy - Amber Rose automatically makes any martini dirty. [Huffington Post] - Kathy Griffin and Jesse Tyler Ferguson just undid your breakfast. [Dlisted] - The Sexiest Man Alive honor is...

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Olivia Wilde Looked Awesome Again and Other News

Posted by Photo Boy - Carrie Fisher and William Shatner talk about which nerds are more justifiably still virgins in their parents’ basement. [Huffington Post] - Bradley Cooper was named Sexiest Man...

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Olivia Wilde Defends Kim Kardashian’s Divorce

For some reason (Drugs. I’m going with drugs.) Olivia Wilde felt a special kinship with Kim Kardashian last night despite the fact one of their marriages lasted several years and was actually...

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Jason Sudeikis Bagged Olivia Wilde Now

Jason Sudeikis continues to inexplicably plow his way through Hollywood, and this time finds himself lodged directly in Olivia Wilde‘s vagina because why not? At this point, he’s probably yawning...

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Olivia Wilde is Seriously Banging Jason Sudeikis

When Us Weekly reported that Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde were dating, like pretty much everything on this site, I posted about it even though I was 90% positive it was bullshit. (Case in point: Is...

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Olivia Wilde Is Your New Pregnancy Rumor

“Excuse me for a second- ‘The fuck did you just say?” Apparently there’s a rumor going around that Olivia Wilde is pregnant, and this may come as a shock to you, but I’m not buying this one. Mostly...

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Olivia Wilde’s In A Bikini

Here’s Olivia Wilde at the beach in North Carolina where you’ll notice in this post-Mila Kunis & Ashton Kutcher, Katy Perry & John Mayer world, I made the extra effort to include as little of...

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Olivia Wilde’s Vagina Died During Her Marriage Which Makes Jason Sudeikis A...

So Olivia Wilde apparently spent Monday night talking candidly about her vagina and how her inability to lie to it followed by its death led her to divorce an Italian prince and eventually seek comfort...

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Olivia Wilde Really Wants Everyone To Know That If She Dies, Justin Bieber’s...

Two weeks back, Justin Bieber decided to walk around London with his shirt off prompting Olivia Wilde to offer some friendly advice. Specifically, “Put your fucking shirt on.” Naturally, this angered...

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Did Olivia Wilde Get Implants? And Other News

- Jennifer Lopez wants to marry Casper Smart now. This should end well. [Lainey Gossip] - Never mind, GOOP totally loves punk now and the MET Gala. Anna Wintour can release her children now. [Dlisted]...

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Olivia Wilde Was In A Bikini, Too

Olivia Wilde was in a bikini this weekend, and while she may not have an ass that makes you believe in a divine creator or Ireland Baldwin‘s, we should probably still look at it anyway. Not to mention...

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You Know What? F*ck You, Jason Sudeikis

Because I have nothing to offer women outside of mediocre penetration and habitual mocking of every TV show they like, I’ll probably never to get have sex with Olivia Wilde. But if I do because that...

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The Best Looking Women At The Golden Globes: A Non-Definitive Or Even...

Just in case you didn’t believe me that the Golden Globes were boring as all hell, here are the most attractive women from the red carpet: Amy Adams, Margot Robbie, Sofia Vergara, Amber Heard, and...

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Olivia Wilde’s Breastfeeding, Too

Here’s Olivia Wilde breastfeeding her son for the September issue of Glamour because not only is it National Breastfeeding Month, it’s apparently World Breastfeeding Week, so let’s pretend that’s why I...

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Olivia Wilde’s In A Bikini

It’s been a contentious time of race relations, the horrible alleged crimes of once-beloved idols, and the long-simmering debate of whether or not little people should be given a gun and a badge. So...

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Here’s Everyone Else(‘s Cleavage) From The 2013 White House Correspondents’...

Posted by Photo Boy Ridiculously dubbed “Nerd Prom” this year by people who clearly don’t understand how politicians are more like jocks than any other high school clique, the annual White House...

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Blake Lively’s Cleavage And These Other People At The MET Gala

Posted by Photo Boy So here’s everyone else at last night’s MET Gala, which was supposed to have something to do with punk rock, but I didn’t see Avril Lavigne there, so that can’t be right. *dodges...

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The 86th Annual Academy Awards

I pretty much made my feelings on the Oscars known last night – Although, kudos to Rust Cohle for his work as an undercover AIDS patient. – so here are the best red carpet pics Photo Boy could find...

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Olivia Wilde in Olivia Wilde in

Olivia Wilde poses for the latest issue of GQ and also responds to Megan Fox’s recent comment about wanting to strangle a mountain ox in a fit of bisexual lust: “I came into my trailer at House the...

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Olivia Wilde hawks perfume and other newsOlivia Wilde hawks perfume and other...

- Michael Jackson’s funeral was today. I wonder what it was like when they found out his gravestone dispenses candy. Hmm… [PopEater] - Salma Hayek flipped out last night at a restaurant when all the...

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Olivia Wilde in GQ is just… goddamnOlivia Wilde in GQ is just… goddamn

Here’s Olivia Wilde in the October 2009 issue of GQ and [Insert words you will never read but if you would let's pretend their sheer brilliance made your pants fly off because clearly you're a woman...

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Olivia Wilde won the Emmys. All of them.Olivia Wilde won the Emmys. All of them.

Here’s Olivia Wilde (House) arriving at the 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards and I would give her every fucking award at that thing regardless of how manly of a punch Jon Hamm would land on my face. I...

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Eva Longoria is cleavagey and other newsEva Longoria is cleavagey and other news

- Billy Joel buys finds a new prostitute lady prostitute. [PopEater] - Miley Cyrus wants to be a “lawer.” [Lainey Gossip] - Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. welcomed a baby girl Saturday...

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So Freaking Hot: Best of SeptemberSo Freaking Hot: Best of September

In case you were in a coma for the entire month of September, here’s a look back at the Top 10 So Freaking Hot posts for the month. Feel free to catch up on what you missed, or relive the memory of...

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Kim Kardashian & Olivia Wilde do LettermanKim Kardashian & Olivia Wilde do...

Because that Paul Shaffer song I made up creeped me out, here’s Kim Kardashian and Olivia Wilde showing off their respective asses outside of Ed Sullivan Theater last night. Keep in mind that both will...

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Olivia Wilde shows Marie Claire some nipOlivia Wilde shows Marie Claire some nip

Here’s Olivia Wilde in the latest issue of Marie Claire and I had no idea they showed nipples. Or at least poorly veiled ones. I almost want to make a dentist appointment just to sift through all the...

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The 2015 MET GalaThe 2015 MET Gala

The 2015 MET Gala featuring Rihanna's ginormous dress, Miley Cyrus' pelvis, Kendall Jenner's sideboob, and whatever the fuck's on Sarah Jessica Parker's head. More »

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GOLDEN GLOBES: The people who weren’t Christina Hendricks’ breasts.

And now for a look at celebrities who attended last night Golden Globes but didn't have stupid huge breasts like Christina Hendricks therefore rendering them dead to me: Christina Aguilera with her...

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Olivia Wilde In A Bikini

Olivia Wilde bikini photos, anyone?

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Olivia Wilde’s Still In A Bikini And Other News

Madonna is backing Sean Penn in court now. Okay... [Lainey Gossip] Tina Fey has zero fucks to give the Internet. [Dlisted] Kris Jenner has released her hex on Lamar Odom. [TMZ] Tyga got caught texting...

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Olivia Wilde’s Pregnant, Too

Olivia Wilde is pregnant like 80% of Hollywood right now.

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